Shovellin' Crap. Farm Animals Drinking. Woman with Ridiculously Long Hair.

Shovellin' Crap

Shovelling horse crap is not at all as unpleasant as you might think. Out in the cold air it doesn't smell that bad, actually. It's also rather bracing to work up a sweat in the morning, wot.



Farm Animals Drinking

I noticed something about sheep and cows (yes, haha). I don't think farm animals like to be observed drinking. Perhaps they don't want to prostrate themselves before humans? If you watch to see if they take a sip of what you proffered them they stare coldly at you till you go away. It's almost like they're saying  "Turn around you bastard, I'm not bowing to you". 

Sheep can be very intimidating, you know. There's this male sheep called Jonas. His only job is to hump all the females. Pretty aggressive. He's always making a stand off (cue The Good, The Bad and The Ugly music).Yesterday he tried to charge me. I ran behind a wheelbarrow and he thought better of it.



Woman with Ridiculously Long Hair

I'm painstakingly reading a Swedish magazine article about a woman with ridiculously long hair (to improve my Swedish). So far she's coming across as a complete idiot. She's caught it in car doors and people's shopping. She's been offered money to cut it off but she refuses. Words fail me....